Sidechat launched at Brown on March 15th, 2022
and collected 10,190 upvotes in
its first day on campus. A Bio 200 midterm
inspired the first recorded post.
Who else is about to fail the next bio 200 exam? 😖
Every time a freshman switches out of premed a
cannon should go off like in hunger games
Reslife regretting taking math s/nc rn
Sidechat is a place for humor:
Please remember condoms are not 100% safe. My friend
was wearing one and still got hit by the brown
shuttle
For supporting classmates:
nowhere else to post this, as of 1 hr ago my mom is
cancer free!!
And of course, for venting:
i’m so tired please just give me an A
Oh no! I missed my 9 AM tomorrow.
freshmen failing their math classes but asking
“where the parties at” bro u worried about the wrong
functions
the only time Brown shows school spirit is for naked
people and weed
The first five days after the weekend are always the
hardest. Hang in there 🫶
Banger Day of SW brought to you by: - Remi “do your
taxes” Wolf - 070 “security let them be” Shake -
Ethel “does she need water” Cain
We’ve reached the weird part of finals where half of
campus is finished and frolicking outside while half
of us are in the deepest darkest pits of academic
despair
The point difference between Harvard and Brown games
keeps getting smaller every year. We might actually
win next year
True networking is knowing someone at the front of
the Andrews line
andrew’s is bad good pizza the ratty is good bad
pizza
Shoutout to everyone who crosses roads diagonally to
shave off that little bit of extra distance. I see
you with that hypotenuse
Why should I be surprised your sister got in ED your
last name is litterally Kasper Multipurpose Room
Brown's men's basketball team pulled off a shocking upset over #1
seeded Princeton, advancing to the Ivy Madness
final (which they would later lose to Yale on a
buzzer-beater.)
WE ARE A BASKETBALL SCHOOL
girl who?
After such an atrocious lineup I am formally
requesting the UFB audit the BCA because I feel like
some of my tuition dollars may have been spent on
DoorDash
The concert itself wasn't received much
better:
there was way better turn out for the eclipse and we
had classes that day
Wake up babe, THERES AN ENCAMPMENT
Ok but why does everyone just have tents ready at a
moments notice. Like is that a standard thing to
bring to college?
Walking out of the orgo exam knowing that an
alcohol is what I’m gonna be drinking after it,
I’m alkene on dropping out, and I’m alkynes of
screwed
I lost my necklace at KASA last night I’d be
very grateful and pay you a fortune if you found
it. It’s a special item for me plss It’s
Serpenti Viper Necklace from Bvlgari
Find love? I’m tryna find that mf necklace
if i found the necklace i wouldn’t tell anyone
but there would be signs
After a 12-game losing streak, Brown football
finally defeated Harvard by
completing an incredible comeback with a
27-yard touchdown pass.
Brown: 31, Harvard: 28 Fuck Harvard
Maybe they deserve to cut me in the Andrews
burrito bowl line
Never leaving a sporting event early again
i wonder whether there’s someone in campus who
hasn’t yet heard the outcome of the election
surely there’s, like, an engineering student
who’s been locked in b&h for the last 30 hours
NO WAY JOJO SIWA JUST DID THE KARMA DANCE ON THE
SAME STAGE I HAVE GENETICS
Sidechat Fall 2024 Wrapped: Brown 31-28 Harvard Chem
330 midterm Northern lights Chem 330 midterm Jojo
siwa
Somewhere there’s an archbron basement freshmen
nervously pacing their room watching the water level
rise and I think that’s so special ❤️
i was supposed to meet the love of my life 53
minutes ago what the hell is going on
Guys who signed up cpax 🥲
“Brown will fix the world that Harvard broke”
-Andrew Yang
A MEAL WITH A MILKSHAKE???!!! UCS PAT YOURSELF ON
THE BACK GIRL
NO MORE FUNDING AHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
guys i think if we band together and find the
bvlgari serpenti necklace we can get back that money
at brown university they do not let you eat meat or
salad… there is only ice cream for food
2025 spring weekend was largely a hit:
Offset went crazy
so my ta just twerked on me
BROWN UNIVERSITY PERFORMATIVE MALE COMPETITION 09/03
FDOC. 12 PM MAIN GREEN NEXT WEEK. BE THERE.
Brown football failed to follow up their epic
2024 win against Harvard, giving up a pick-six
on the first
play of the game and eventually losing 41-7:
Football team chose to S/NC this game too apparently
we should confiscate the scooters until the football
team wins again
Texts are dry. Midterms were hard. Bed is empty. I’m
gonna throw a mango at the next couple I see holding
hands
To whoever just threw a mango at me and my
boyfriend, fuck you. It wasn’t funny. I hope you
stay miserable
During and after the December 13th shooting,
students relied on Sidechat for vital
information. Someone posted about the shooting
at 4:06 PM, just one minute after the first 911
call. A user posted a more specific warning at
4:10 PM. Brown sent out the first emergency
alert at 4:22 PM.
Why are people running away from B&H?
STAY AWAY FROM THAYER STREET NEAR MACMILLAN
2 PEOPLE
JUST GOT SHOT IM BEING DEAD SERIOUS
In the following hours and days, Sidechat became
a
place
for students to support each other,
share updates, and mourn.
huge shoutout to all the incredible ratty staff who
have been taking care of a hundred students for the
past 5 hours, keeping us fed and safe, when they
must be just as scared
Every student should walk through those gates twice.
May their souls rest in peace 🕊️💐
I got back to campus yesterday and this morning it
snowed. There’s something special about my last and
first day here having snowfall. Here’s to
remembering, healing, and new beginnings this
semester.
Over three February days, 37.9 inches of snow fell
in the largest snowstorm in Rhode Island
recorded history. In-person classes were
cancelled for two days.
NO CLASS ON TUESDAY
Ski jump on campus!!!
“Is-“ No, it’s not open.
Back in my day we walked through 3 feet of snow just
to be rationed a single slice of Ratty pizza during
the great blizzard. Be grateful for what you have
Wait i’m actually so stupid. I’ve been seeing posts
about tf green and thought it was like main green
and quiet green. i was like what is “the fuck green”
like i thought it was a niche spot on campus.
Students banded together to compete in March
Yakness, a Sidechat game pitting schools against
each other. Brown was eliminated despite a
strong effort against UCSB in the elite 8. Brown
did manage to score the most overall points to
win the Campus Cup.
BLUE ROOM. 11AM. WE YAK TOGETHER FOR 2 HOURS. BE
THERE.
No need to assign blame. We lost. The only thing
left to find out is when the mods graduated from
UCSB
Another year, another spring weekend controversy.
i love thee sacred souls but baby that’s coffee shop
music that’s not spring weekend
this is a Perkins type lineup did brown get the last
concert timeslot
My demands for dining at brown next year: 1: Make
the Andrew’s door heavier (ABSOLUTE MUST) 2: Limit
Ivy room hours, it’s just too convenient as it is 3:
Close more dining halls on the weekends, I get
overwhelmed with options 4: Tofu scramble served
24/7
Beginning with the upcoming academic year, brown
will not provide trees or grass as a standard
amenity. You may travel to public parks or rent
trees.
Bro... Canvas is like hacked hacked...
Just finished my last paper and am officially done
with undergrad! Thanks Brown for a wonderful four
years 🥲!
On August 3rd, President Christina Paxson
announced she would step down after the
2026-27 academic year.
Christina Paxson, you have served our university
well. Although many say you weren’t perfect, you
took us through the worst of times and more. Thank
you for all that you have done. Let’s have one more
great year together.
The search for the new Brown Avatar is underway
yo we gotta gatekeep tf out of the gork this year
NOTICE TO ALL FRESHMEN: step on the pembroke seal
(the steps near vdub) for straight As and
GENERATIONAL WEALTH ‼️‼️‼️
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